Sardar Fun Time

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?
Call Center Girl: Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILLS MY MOBILE BILL.

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Because it is Black & White

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Judge: Don't you have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court.
Sardar to judge: You are coming daily, don’t you have shame?

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Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children Are More than Enough!!"

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go their sir.

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Sardar got an sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU”!

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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally Said:
"Torch is okay"

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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candlelight.
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Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.... While it's landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "OK. Ombay. Ombay"

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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays!

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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